This site specializes in freak shows, white trash Americana, satire, village idiots, the profound in the profane, and the curious side of life. Feel free to wallow in the mire and make like happy fun.
Think of the Worst Thing Possible. Then Rotate it.
The Declining State of Superheroes. What's wrong with the youth of today? Look no further than their second-rate superheroes...
A Salute to "Big Tobacco". Sick of the "INFKT TRUTH" anti-smoking commercials? You're not alone. Take an enlightened look at the sinister side of the anti-smoking campaign.
Have Your Dog and Eat it Too! How John Taylor and Dr. Dogmeat Averted World War Three!
The Efficacy of Abuse. These days abuse gets a bad rap, but we'd do well to remeber that a little negative reinforcement goes a long way... Just reminding you that the good ole days weren't always so good- and that's what made em so great
PINEWOOD PERVERTS! Relive your own agonizing Pinewood Derby catastrophe or create some false memories of your very own...
WWJD? What Would Jesus Do? Trust Me. You Don't Wanna Know.
By the Year 2000...the uncut version of an article that appeared in The Sunday Advocate in November of '99. A tribute to all the stuff that never came true about the year 2000.
Wanna Save America? There's still hope- IF we make some VERY SERIOUS changes...
The Truth in Starlight. A novel by Brad Wurm.
Short Fiction. The fat man cometh. Check out the Magnificent Rotundo
Sharks: Misunderstod Monsters of the Deep. An essay by Oddtidings staff scientist Marshall Jones.
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Sport or Spectacle? Arnold vs. Webster in a steel cage match? With your help this match could become reality.
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Our Suckiest place on Earth series continues with Southeastern Louisiana's "Outdoor Learning Center". No, I don't make this stuff up.
Fat Albert 2004. Stick around and you just might learn somethin...
Mayberry: The Dark Side Part I. Unbeknownst to most, Mayberry had a dark underbelly. Come take a looksee.
Our Search for the suckiest place on Earth continues with Clute, Texas. You read right. Clute. It sucks. Sucks bad.
He's bad. He's nationwide. Meet the real Batman...if you think you can handle it. 
Lost Lake kicks off our suckiest places on earth series. Come take a virtual tour of Lost Lake, one of the Eight Wonders of the White Trash World.
Oddtidings Exclusive: Holyfield to Fight Zimmer
Episcopals, Other Denominations Vote to Recall God: Santa, Roy Moore said to be on Ballots
Gary Coleman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Porn Mogul, Washed-up Comedian, and Host of Other Freaks to face off in California Gubernatorial Race: Would you expect any less from a State of 15 Million Weirdos than a Diff'rent Kind of Election?
Benny Hinn, Yoda, and Others Try To Cast Demons from Jan Crouch's Hair
Is there a simple solution to America's energy crisis? Our experts think so...and chances are you're it. 
CAUTION! DO NOT ENTER IF EASILY DISGUSTED. Seriously, there is a pic of Tennessee Fatty. Upon sight of him you will probably vomit.