"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not gay. I just wear my pants this way."

We all knew that Rudy was a pimp back in the day, but that was a simpler time when men were men and hoes were hoes. Check out what happens when Albert sports the ethnic pants style of the twenty first century and Rudy gets a little carried away with his trade. Stick around and you just might learn somethin. And remember, iss all good in the hood.

When I talk to people about Fat Albert, by far the most common question that comes up is "what was the deal with that kid weird Harold or Dumb Donald, or Mush Mouth- you know- the one with that ski mask on his head?" I just laugh and say- you mean Dumb Donald. Well, let's just say he gave a whole new meaning to the word crack head. See, that ski mask wasn't just for cosmetic purposes.

Back in 1974, Bucky's Kid-n-Play haircut was about 15 years before its time. The creative genius had another idea that proved to be well ahead of its time, but the Hollywood execs dismissed it as "too ethnic" saying "colored folks can't swim" "who would believe a story about a little black sponge that lives in the hood under the sea?" Thirty years later, the man is laughing all the way to the bank and Bucky is stuck gnawing down tress with his rodent-like teeth for his daily supply of rock.

With the advent of Ebonics, MushMouth's antics became passe and now he panhandles and dances for nickels on the street corner like a bear in a gypsy circus.